June 2010
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Andy: [opens box, and takes out Jessie] This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!
[pulls out Bullseye, and makes a whinnying sound]
Andy: Yee-haw!
[holds the two tows out to Bonnie]
Andy: Here.
Bonnie: [shyly walks over, and takes Jessie and Bullseyes, a smile on her face]
Andy: [pulls out Rex] This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!
Bonnie: [recoils a little, but the giggles, and takes Rex too]
Andy: [pulls out Mr and Mrs Potato Head] The Potato Heads: Mr and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love.
[Andy sets them down in front of Bonnie, before pulling out Slinky Dog]
Andy: Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want.
[Andy then pulls out Hamm]
Andy: And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr Porkchop!
[Andy then places the two with their friends, before pulling out the three aliens]
Andy: These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet!
[Andy then sets them down before reaching into his box again]
Andy: And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look! He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers!
[Andy pops open Buzz's wings, and fires his laser]
Andy: He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!
Bonnie: [Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy, and presses one of the buttons on his spacesuit]
Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity, and Beyond!
Andy: Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me.
Andy: Now Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what.
Andy: [taking a last look at his toys before he heads off to College] Thanks, guys.
I'm playing the Office version of Clue with a...
It’s a little insane up in here
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note to self:
Do not eat three popsicles in a row and drink dr. pepper after 7 pm. Especially when you have to work in the morning.
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More nonsense from my little sister
Tisha: why do guys have big feet?
Me: I don't know....
Tisha: is it for better balance?
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Vampire weekend on the Colbert Report →
I couldn’t get the video to post right, so here’s the link.
I love… so much about this interview. So much. Like when Stephen says he gives a fuck about an Oxford comma. And then he pulls out Strunk and White’s Elements of Style, we definitely read that entire book in my AP Lang class this year. And I too give a fuck, but that’s because I just like appropriately...
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j'ai perdu un suiveur
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i feel like im taking crazy pills
why does nail polish have to chip?
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i love brushing my teeth for longer than really...
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alliwantisflight:
“We will waltz across the...
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drugsies:
When I Go - Slow Club
“If we’re both...
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I just got this ridiculously cute dress that I have yet to wear, but I would feel weird wearing it around all my guy friends because it’s not like I’m trying to impress any of them. And quite frankly, the dress looks really good on me, it’s super slimming, and it’s a good color for me and everything. Why waste it on a bunch of guys who seriously discuss the pros and cons of...
Stereotyping People By Their Favorite Indie Bands,... →
soy:
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My favorites:
Girl Talk Bar Mitzvah crashers.
MGMT Pre-Congratulations: 81% of College Freshmen. Post-Congratulations: Guys who consider the ability to store 13 pencils in their hair to be an evolutionary advantage.
Andrew Bird Girls who get sexually aroused by traditional avian mating calls.
Iron and Wine Grown men who always get roped into being...
I kind of feel like making an actual blog post...
but I have a headache, and I’m tired…… aw, hell, I’ll just do it tomorrow..
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Hospital Beds (Cold War Kids cover) - Florence +...
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So I go outside for 5 seconds, and I'm instantly...
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(352): i think it would be like really awesome if...
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I got an A on my English final!
The final was just a discussion on a book we were supposed to have read. The book was in 3 parts. I only read the first part. She graded us on how well we understood the book, and we had to prove to her that we didn’t just read sparknotes(which is exactly what I did) I guess I was really good at convincing her I had actually read the book.
But, what the fuck. My GPA only went up 0.01. From...
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